Link goes in.
Verdict comes out.
No surveyor's ladder, no 300-page PDF, no “let me check with my manager.” Just the numbers, in about a minute, whether you're buying it or renting it.
Paste the link
Rightmove, Zoopla, or just a postcode. For sale or to rent: if you can copy-paste, you're qualified.
We snoop, politely
We pull every sold price on the street (or the going rents for the area), then cross-examine the neighbourhood like it's on trial.
You haggle, armed
A score out of 100, the offer to open with (or whether the rent's fair), and the awkward questions to ask at the viewing.
Paste the rental listing. The report speaks fluent renter.
Others sell renter reports for £3 to £20 a pop. Ours is the same full report, free: the rent checked against the ONS average for that council area and size, your true monthly cost with bills, and the legal stuff most tenants never get told.
All public data. No estate agents were consulted, bribed, or harmed.
Not a structural survey. Not financial advice. Not your mum. For the big stuff you still want a proper surveyor. We just make sure you walk in knowing the numbers.
Full reports, free, on any home. Others charge for far less.
✓ full · ◐ partial · ○ none. Competitor pricing is indicative, from their public pages (July 2026), so always check current prices with them.
Got a listing open in another tab?
Go get it. We'll put the kettle on.
Run the numbers